Can anyone tell me the date/ issue that this joke ran in the Private Eye?
‘Alex Salmond Reveals The Scottish Independence Question:
A. Do you, my fellow Bravehearts, want Scotland finally to throw off the yoke of our brutal English overlords who have raped and pillaged our proud land for centuries, as we reclaim our stolen heritage and restore pride to this great land? Och Aye
B. Would you prefer to bow and scrape at the feet of spineless Old Etonian Sassenachs who wreak poverty and despair across this proud Scottish land? The Noo’